I recently discovered right wing dating websites were a thing, so I decided to hook a hot, jesus loving man for myself. Unfortunately my plan didn’t go smoothly. Turns out a lot of these sites are scams. Some of the sites require invitations to join. Some only work on your phone. It was just a mess.

I did find one good site, unfortunately I started my search with women so we didn’t get to find any men. There’s always next time. We read through some bizarre profiles on Christian Mingle. They’re all strange but I didn’t get any truly awful ones this time around. If you guys want me to try for a man next time let me know and we’ll give it a shot.